Creepy?

December 13th, 2009 by Kat Von

It’s strange how I’ll blog about something only to discover something similar but far more intense a week or two later.  After recently blogging about getting tattoos that honor various celebrities in my Idol Ink post, I discovered Steve Porter. Steve lives in Strelley, Nottingham, England and his hobby is – you guessed it, tattooing images and autographs of celebrities on his body.

At present time, Porter has 12 tattoos of his favourite celebrities and their autographs on his body.  Among these tattoos are Ozzy Osbourne, the entire Iron Maiden lineup, Suzi Quatro and most recently, Alice Cooper.  Porter’s next tattoo/autograph combo is going to be Lemmy from legendary metal band Motorhead.

Porter, who is 41-years-old, started his celebrity tattoo obsession because:

Originally I had them done because I was into female faces and I liked their beauty. But rather than just go for faces off the wall, I decided to go for celebrities.

The routine involves getting his celebrity of choice – one who has influenced him in some way – to autograph his body.  Porter then heads over to his favourite tattoo shop and gets the signature inked over, plus a portrait of the celebrity.  At present time, Porter wants to contact the Guinness people to see if his tattoos qualify for a world record.

Some attempts at getting the signature and likeness of his idols have been more successful than others, however.  Actor Anthony Head turned down Porter, saying that the idea made him feel “creepy”.  I don’t really think Porter’s hobby is creepy, but I can see how some people might be a little wary about the idea of having their likeness and signature permanently inked on to a stranger’s body.  After all, it isn’t your every day, typical request.  Then again, Steve Porter isn’t exactly your every day, typical kind of guy.

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Oh, Just Don’t Do This.

December 13th, 2009 by Kat Von

Whenever I think of trends or fads, I never think of anything cool or interesting.  I think that’s because fads and trends aren’t interesting; they’re just fads and trends which ultimately end up disappearing and in most cases, only function as some sort of obscure embarrassment in years to come.  One thing that absolutely should never be a fad or a trend is a tattoo, for obvious reasons.

Unfortunately, tattoos still remain rather trendy in some circles, the worst of this being what’s going on in Vietnam right now.  Not content to ride the trendy wave of “normal” tattoos, the popularity of UV tattoos has grown in Hanoi, Vietnam.  I’m sure you’re all familiar with the UV tattoo: special “ink” is used to design your tattoo so that you can then go to a nightclub and have the lights make your tattoo glow.  Aside from looking like a total D-Bag, recent studies have also discovered that the “ink” used in these UV tattoos actually causes cancer.

Yes, I know that you’re all stunned to hear that ink that makes your flesh glow under the pulsing strobe lighting of a Vietnamese nightclub has adverse health effects, but it’s not just cancer that fans of UV tattoos can look forward to.  Says Dung, a hair dresser in Hanoi:

“I got a dragon on my belly, but then it hurt like bee stings, and spread to my chest. I couldn’t bear it and I had to go to hospital to have it cleared.

“Doctors said I was allergic to some chemical.”

Ah yes, some chemical.  Some chemical indeed.  According to Doctor Nguyen Thanh of Hanoi’s Central Dermatology Hospital, tests on the chemicals used in a UV tattoo were studied, revealing that the ink can burn the skin, cause ulcers or swellings and can thicken the skin.  But first and foremost is a heightened risk of cancer.

I’m really hoping that this is a fad/trend that dies an extremely quick death.  Just say NO to UV tattoos, kids.  Learn from Dung who felt the wrath of a hurt like bee stings and stay far, far away from this nonsense.  You’ll thank yourself for it one day real soon.

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That Shit Ain’t Funny.

December 13th, 2009 by Kat Von

One of the dangers of working online is sometimes bad things happen. So, if you noticed that the Ol’ Doc has been conspicuous by his absence, it’s because my computer was hit by a virus from a hacker site, and I had to wipe the hard drive clean. As a result all of my research went out the window and I’m left playing Heinz 57…or as it’s better known catch up.

What does all that have to do with tattoos, you may ask? Well considering the boneheaded things people will do to screw with someone else’s life. Quite a lot, actually.

Take the Department of Health and Environmental Control of our old friend in stupidity, South Carolina, for instance. Now I know I pick on SC quite a bit, but believe me if they would just stop making it so easy with stupid crap, I would quit. Fortunately for me, I don’t think it’s gonna happen. You see, their civic leaders would have to grow a reasonable brain first.
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As most of you who follow Tattoo Blog know, SC has a law that a tattoo studio may not operate within 1,000 feet of a school, or playground. Much like it’s a felony to sell drugs within 1,000 feet of a school or playground. And we all just know that if a tattoo studio were to operate within those boundaries we’d be up to our eyeballs in tattooed six year old juvenile delinquents. Revving their tricycles at all hours of the night. Smoking candy cigarettes. Drinking grape flavored cough syrup for a cheap high. Wearing spiked leather Oshkosh. All because of tattoos.

Well Atlantic beach tattoo studio Five Jesters has had its license pulled by the DHEC for being within 1,000 feet of a public playground.

So what, you say? It’s the law, and they should have known better. Well, gang, they did know better. Former Atlantic Beach Town Manager told DHEC, and Five Jesters, the park was closed. Town Manager Kenneth McIver claimed the town had condemned the playground, that it was not in use, and that the town had no plans to reopen the park.

Turns out that a local news station had to stick its nose in and investigate. The Park was not condemned, and was still in full operation. Must have been those newly tattooed toddlers jacking old ladies for bubble gum money that tipped them off, huh?

Maybe he thought it was a Hell of a good joke. But he’s not the one who has to pay the price for his little faux pas, is he?

Now Five Jesters artists have to pay the piper, lose revenue, lose the money they have laid out to comply with SC’s often ridiculous laws, and the rent, and renovations that had to be done to make a safe, workable tattoo studio.

I think at the least, since they were not the ones at fault, the town should have to reimburse them for all the inconvenience and loss of revenue. If it were any other business you could bet your bottom dollar they would have to pay for such a screw up. Let’s see if they have to do so when the business is the evil practice known as (shudder) tattooing.

I, for one, am not going to hold my breath. I’m still trying to find out who actually owns the hacker site…the SOB owes me quite a bit at the moment. That, and I’d like to give him a good old fashioned hammer party…lets see how many viruses he can write with powdered hands.

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What Does It Take?

December 13th, 2009 by Kat Von

Sam
December 2nd, 2009 at 1:52 am
I’d like to know how you got into tattooing if you didnt start at home with your own kit? Did you waltz in to a tattoo parlour and show them some pictures you drew? I want to know how it happened. Im not a ’scratcher’, yet, and ofcourse Id love to avoid being labelled as one but I think everyone starts somewhere and there is no other logical place to start. An email explaining this would be great.
From a budding artist
Sam

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In case any of you don’t read back, or read the comments, I received the above from Sam on my article tattoo parlour and show them some pictures you drew? I want to know how it happened. Im not a ’scratcher’, yet, and ofcourse Id love to avoid being labelled as one but I think everyone starts somewhere and there is no other logical place to start. An email explaining this would be great. From a budding artist Sam Incase any of you don’t read back, or read the comments, I received the above from Sam on my article “Tattooing is Not Easy”. It’s true, especially in today’s world. Now I have heard just about every pro-scratcher argument there is, (most of which I ignore because they usually show nothing more than ignorance, or a complete lack of regard for the one person who means more than anyone in tattooing…THE CLIENT.), none of them hold much more water than a pail that someone took a shotgun to. The plain fact is, anyone who is too goddamned lazy to do things the right way is too goddamned lazy to be a good tattoo artist. And you are a fool to trust them with your health End of argument. That being said, there is a way to become a legitimate tattoo artist, and sorry, but hell no it isn’t easy. Nothing worthwhile ever is. The one thing that will matter more than anything is…”How bad do you want it?” That’s it kiddies…the real secret to becoming a tattoo artist. Do you want it bad enough to do anything to get it? (And I do not mean taking the shortcut of scratcher, Chuckles.) Do you want it bad enough to work a shit job while you save up the money to get an apprenticeship? I did. Even with the introduction to a tattoo artist, I still had to pay him to teach me, and buy my own equipment. I wasn’t a free ride. Do you want it bad enough to work at the studio for free, while you hold down said shit job? I did. For well over a year I held down a shit job that I hated, and cleaned the studio, cleaned the station, sterilized and cleaned the equipment, maintained the equipment, cleaned up the puke from drunk clients, colored the flash, etc…ect. FOR FREE! Because I wanted to be a tattoo artist. Do you love tattooing enough to do whatever it takes to learn the right way? I did, but then again, I wanted to be a tattoo artist more than I wanted to do anything else. That is the difference between a tattoo artist, and a scratcher. A scratcher makes excuses as to why they can not become a legitimate tattoo artist. A tattoo artist does what it takes to become a tattoo artist. Now you tell me, who has the right to be a tattoo artist. Someone who loves tattoos and art enough to make cure they are doing it right. Someone who has the balls to get the training they need to do tattoos safely and expertly. Or someone who is so goddamned lazy they will settle for a short cut? Someone who cares so little about the sacred art of tattooing they will just save up enough money to get the equipment and start fucking people up? Why didn’t they put that money into the effort of getting properly trained? Because they couldn’t wait, they couldn’t be bothered with pounding the pavement to find an apprenticeship. They wanted to start making the big bucks right away…In other words the only thing they really cared about was themselves…NOT TATTOOING. That’s it in a nutshell, Gang. All you really have to do is love tattooing enough to not let anything stand in the way of getting the proper training. If you don’t love tattooing that much, you have no business trying to become a tattoo artist. It ain’t easy, but it can be done…if you have the heart.">“Tattooing is Not Easy”. It’s true, especially in today’s world. Now I have heard just about every pro-scratcher argument there is, (most of which I ignore because they usually show nothing more than ignorance, or a complete lack of regard for the one person who means more than anyone in tattooing…THE CLIENT.), none of them hold much more water than a bucket that someone took a shotgun to.

The plain fact is, anyone who is too goddamned lazy to do things the right way is too goddamned lazy to be a good tattoo artist. And you are a fool to trust them with your health End of argument.

That being said, there is a way to become a legitimate tattoo artist, and sorry, but hell no it isn’t easy. Nothing worthwhile ever is. The one thing that will matter more than anything is…”How bad do you want it?” That’s it kiddies…the real secret to becoming a tattoo artist. Do you want it bad enough to do anything to get it? (And I do not mean taking the shortcut of scratcher, Chuckles.)

Do you want it bad enough to work a shit job while you save up the money to get an apprenticeship?  I did.

Even with the introduction to a tattoo artist, I still had to pay him to teach me, and buy my own equipment. It wasn’t a free ride.

Do you want it bad enough to work at the studio for free, while you hold down said shit job? I did.

For well over a year I held down a shit job that I hated, and cleaned the studio, cleaned the station, sterilized and cleaned the equipment, maintained the equipment, cleaned up the puke from drunk clients, colored the flash, etc…ect. FOR FREE! Because I wanted to be a tattoo artist.

Do you love tattooing enough to do whatever it takes to learn the right way? I did, but then again, I wanted to be a tattoo artist more than I wanted to do anything else.

That is the difference between a tattoo artist, and a scratcher. A scratcher makes excuses as to why they can not become a legitimate tattoo artist. A tattoo artist does what it takes to become a tattoo artist.

Now you tell me, who has the right to be a tattoo artist. Someone who loves tattoos and art enough to make sure they are doing it right? Someone who has the balls to get the training they need to do tattoos safely and expertly? Or someone who is so goddamned lazy they will settle for a short cut? Someone who cares so little about the sacred art of tattooing they will just save up enough money to get the equipment and start fucking people up?

Why didn’t they put that money into the effort of getting properly trained? Because they couldn’t wait, they couldn’t be bothered with pounding the pavement to find an apprenticeship, or, now days, a tattoo school. They wanted to start making the big bucks right away…In other words the only thing they really cared about was themselves…NOT TATTOOING.

That’s it in a nutshell, Gang. All you really have to do is love tattooing enough to not let anything stand in the way of getting the proper training. If you don’t love tattooing that much, you have no business trying to become a tattoo artist.

It ain’t easy, but it can be done…if you have the heart.

BTW: If anyone wants to know the rest of how I did it, check out my reply to Sam. And Sam, Bud, The ball is in your court now. Do you love Tattooing enough, or are you just looking for a fast buck? Only you know the answer to that question, and the answer will be what makes you a tattoo artist, or not.

Good luck to you, M’man…I have faith in ya. ;)

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Monica Henk.

December 13th, 2009 by Kat Von

Every week, for those of you out there who are paying attention, I write a tattoo artist profile in my Meet! series.  Well, this week I wanted to focus on Monica Henk, a very talented young woman whose life was tragically cut short at the age of 26.

In the morning hours of Saturday, April 7th, 2007, Monica Henk was riding her motorcycle when she was struck by a black SUV.  The driver of the SUV fled and by the time Monica was taken to hospital, she had gone 26 minutes without oxygen.  Her lungs, kidney and liver had all stopped working.  Monica was essentially brain dead and was kept on life support until shortly after 12pm on Thursday, April 12th, 2007.  She left behind a loving family and husband (her husband Dan, also a tattoo artist) and tons of close friends.  It was a true tragedy, with the killer(s) still not apprehended.

Monica came to New York from Colombia.  She had been in America for less than 10 years before she was killed. In that short time however, Monica created some truly striking and beautiful work.  There is a darkness to her tattoos that reminds me of characters in Tim Burton films – creepy yet attractive, all rolled into one.  Prior to her death, Monica was working at two different tattoo shops: Cliff’s Tattoo in Centerach, Long Island and Pure Body Arts in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.  She was an artist on flesh as well as on canvas, often painting with tattoo inks.  She enrolled in university in New York, hoping that by studying anatomy she could better round out her perspective and skill.  Although she ended up not liking school, the effort to better herself and her craft was the marking of a true, fearless artist.

It is indeed a tragedy that someone’s life could be so quickly and needlessly ended like this.  I have managed to find a couple of early interviews with Monica in which she talks about her life and her work.  I sincerely hope that her killer is one day brought to justice and I hope that you enjoy Monica’s work as much as I do.

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Tatts Off

December 13th, 2009 by Kat Von

In this crazy world, crazy things often occur, leading people to make mistakes and to regret their past actions.  When tattoos happen to be one of such mistakes, there are few affordable and painless options that will wipe away the offending ink and leave its bearer with a clean slate.  Some might say that’s just the way it goes: get a stupid tattoo and pay the price for your stupidity.  Others, like Richard Simpson-Birks will hold a competition called Tatts Off 2010 so that those of us with terrible tattoos can potentially have them removed for free.

Simpson-Birks is the managing director of Tattoo Erase International AG (Tattoo Erase), a tattoo removal process that uses natural products.  In a bid to get the word out about Tattoo Erase, a contest is being held with the grand prize of one male and one female entrant receiving a free Tattoo Erase procedure.  Entrants are required to be residents of the United Kingdom and must provide a good story behind the offending tattoo that they want removed, as this will be the basis for the judges final decision.

The Tattoo Erase procedure is an interesting one, which doesn’t use lasers, but does rely on needles.  According to Richard Simpson-Birks:

“All treatments are carried out in our clinical treatment rooms by fully trained and experienced therapists. The skin is treated by making a series of dots using a needle similar to the way the tattoo was applied. Instead of putting ink into the skin, we use Kataderm®, a mixture of natural products that persuade the body to expel the pigment through natural processes. Small scabs form on the treated area that fall off over a period of two weeks taking the ink with them.

Because the body is sensitive and naturally regenerative, we need to give the treated areas their own time to recover to normal before working on an adjacent area. This is a minimum of 8 weeks. The process is repeated until the entire tattoo has been treated and removed. On average a tattoo takes between six and eight treatments but this will vary according to size and complexity.

This removal method is of significant benefit compared to laser treatment, which breaks down the tattoo ink pigment by the application of intense heat. In these cases the burnt pigment is absorbed by the body, putting consequential trauma and strain on the body’s excretory systems.”

All I can say is that I hope someone is recording all the bad tattoo stories and saving them for a book, because that would be well worth reading.  ”Yeah, so I was with my buddy Chris and my buddy Chris says, he says, I bet you wouldn’t get like, a massive dick tattooed on your back.  And I was like, hell yeah, I’ll do that.  And then I went and did it and when my wife saw it, she divorced me and man, now I hate having a big dick tattooed on my back.”

Good luck to all the entrants!

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All Eyes On Dani

December 13th, 2009 by Kat Von

You know how sometimes people will stare at your tattoos?  Well, tattooed Australian model Dani Lugosi recently took the promise of people’s attention and used it to spread the word about animal rights.

Lugosi appeared naked at Sydney, Australia’s Pitt Street Mall, holding a small sign down-under, which read: “Ink Not Mink.”  The protest was organized by People For the Ethetical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and Lugosi was doing her part for the organization, attempting to get the word out about animal cruelty.

True, maybe it wasn’t exactly the tattoos that got people’s immediate attention, given that Miss Lugosi was in fact, pretty much naked, but let’s not split hairs here.  An attractive young woman with a variety of tattoos is a definite attention grabber and I would even go as far as to say a positive endorsement of the tattoo community.

Now, you might be asking How is this a positive endorsement of the tattoo community?  And yes, that is indeed a fair question.  But let’s not waste time trying to decipher and interpret the meaning behind all this and instead, let’s just enjoy the photos from Dani Lugosi’s day of protest.  Shall we?

Yes.  We shall.

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Megan Fox

December 13th, 2009 by Kat Von

megan-fox-tattooLong ago, when women first decided that it was ok to tattoo their delicate bodies with the same designs and ink that their husbands and boyfriends had, men cringed and whined and balked at the idea of them forever changing and marring their perfect skin.  Or maybe they just didn’t like tattoo artists seeing them half naked, laying on a chair in front of them, sometimes for hours.  “It’s unnatural!  Hideous!  Trampy!”, they whined.

And then along came Megan Fox.  Oh Megan, where have you been hiding?  Hollywood is a big place, yes, but c’mon.  How did she keep out of the spotlight for so long??  With her starring role in the Transformers live action movie, she quickly skyrocketed to the #1 most searched female on Google, IMDB, Facebook, MSN, USA, internet, planet earth, solar system, galaxy, all those places.  And THEN, she showed everyone that she’s full of wicked tattoos.  Not wicked meaning evil and terrible but wicked meaning cool, neat, spiffy, something along those lines.  I’ll admit they are not super duper unique in design, being mostly words and a Marilyn Monroe tat but they are unique in that the wording actually means something to her.  The words on her right shoulder blade, for example, mean something about Hollywood and not taking it too seriously.  I would have guessed she held a grudge with caterpillars and gold, the way she suggests everyone laugh at butterflies.

Some guys call tattoos trashy, others find they add to the sex appeal of the female, and then others say it makes no difference.  I’m of a mind to say, in Megan’s case, it adds to her personality.  She strikes me as the kind of person that is willing to speak her mind (obviously, she spoke her mind all over her skin and shows it to the world.  Sorry, Brian, but it’s true.)  Her tattoos almost come off her body when you see them, jumping out at you and telling you “this is what I think, this is how I feel, I don’t care what you think about me. “  At one point she even mentioned if she was ever turned down for an acting gig because of her tattoos, she would leave Hollywood.  I guess she would move to New York and act from there instead.  That’s probably a better location for shooting Transformers 3 than Hollywood anyway, since there are more buildings to trash.

What I am wondering is if she will continue to get more tats.  And if she does, will she follow the same pattern or style?  Will she get some other text written somewhere on her body, in a place that everyone can see while she’s strutting around in a strapless dress?  Perhaps she will come up with something totally different, maybe something that has to do with her  boyfriend, Brian Austin Green of Beverly Hills 90210 fame?  Whatever the case, I’ll be ok with any new tat she gets because, like I mentioned, it adds to her personality.  I wouldn’t even be surprised if she showed up on the red carpet with a big Decepticon tramp stamp.  I didn’t say I would LIKE it, but I would not be surprised.  Ugh.


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Tooth artwork Tatoo

December 13th, 2009 by Kat Von

untitled4You wouldn’t think it was possible but in fact tooth tattoos are possible. They are not only possible but they are being offered by a dentist in the US as we speak and have been for the last 20 years or so. And they are not as expensive as you would imagine, with the prices ranging from the under hundred to the several hundred dollars. From what we have seen, they are not actually on your natural tooth but on a cap or crown, or even on a milk tooth that you have rescued from the fairy, if you prefer… and yes, they are drilled in then painted in.
People seem to opt for the molars (back teeth to you and me) and even sometimes on the tongue side, rather than the cheek side. It seems like a bit of a waste of money to hide it so well, but there is no accounting for taste these days. Normally this artwork is done on the back teeth, the molars.  Some people prefer having it on the cheek side of the tooth, some on the tongue side.  The hardier among us look upon these tattoos as a ‘white collar’ option because they can only be seen when you want to share, by pulling the cheek (and the tongue, in some cases) out of the way so the ‘tat’ can be seen. Another reason these tattoos are seen as ‘soft’ is just a few minutes under the dentist’s drill and they are a faint memory…
‘I hope they wait until they need a crown, but I bet some people have them done just because they want a piece of artwork on their tooth,’ – Steve Heward
Steve Heward is the dentist offering this service. He is also a tattoo artist and owns a dental lab in Utah that is a specialist in crowns and bridges. He has trained his technicians in artistry then taught them how to construct teeth. They have become renowned for what they call their ”realistic and unique tooth artwork”.


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There’s More to Montel Williams

December 13th, 2009 by Kat Von

untitled3Montel Williams. He once was a US Navy spy, he speaks Russian, smokes marijuana for medicinal reasons, he has multiple sclerosis and is the hottest daytime TV host the world over. By far. He of the eyes and the voice and the tattoos. The what?!…??Who’d have thought that under those crisply pressed shirts are hidden the most impressive biceps adorned in the most elaborate of half sleeves? OK, you may have guessed at the biceps, but the tats? Whoa. There really is more to Montel than at first meets the eye.

So why tats? It apparently took till 2001 before he went for his first ink and that was the snowboarder on his left arm. Montel is an avid snowboarder, it turns out.
Montel has several tats of a weird half human half cat creature which he says is his alter ego: “That’s a half-human, half-panther alter ego of myself. He looks like Tony the Tiger on crack.” This bobcat-like creature came from a doodle he used to draw as a teen. It was on all his school books and even on his football helmet.

His right arm though is an intricate story all on its own. In his words: “In the middle is a trio of half-human, half-animal people, and if you look at the half-man half-panther he’s got all sorts of things on him that are important to me. Going up his leg are all the ranks I achieved as a Marine… Each of the half-cat women has a sword on her leg—one is the Marine Corps sword, one is the Navy sword.” All around them are images referring to events he experienced in the military, from being airlifted in a helicopter to parachuting, rapelling and an ‘80’ because he is a Naval Academy “Class of ‘80” graduate. There are headphones for the spying, subs for the one he was in and the one they chased after in a manouevre.
There is one tattoo that he doesn’t freely share with the public and that is because it is of a panther head on his hip bone.

Setting aside the often mind numbing drivel of the daytime shows. If you ever were planning on watching one, this was the one to watch. It actually passed as marginally intelligent. Why the past tense? Well, Montel’s show is no more. It aired for the last time in September. He promises thought that he’s not done with us yet. I can’t wait…


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